Tuff Teams
Last updated: Nov 8, 2026 2:42 PM
Firepower
Rostered players in the league top 10 scorers.
| Team | Players | Players in top 10 |
|---|---|---|
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | Kevin Denkey, Lionel Messi, Milan Iloski | 3 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | Brian White, Sam Surridge | 2 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | Denis Bouanga, Hany Mukhtar | 2 |
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | Kelvin Yeboah, Petar Musa | 2 |
| Damn Son (Will) | Rafael Navarro | 1 |
PK Reliance
Share of team goals from PKs (teams with at least 3 goals only).
| Team | PK % | PKG | Goals |
|---|---|---|---|
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | 17.2% | 22 | 128 |
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | 16.1% | 23 | 143 |
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | 15.5% | 18 | 116 |
| Damn Son (Will) | 10.6% | 10 | 94 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | 10.3% | 15 | 146 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | 5.7% | 7 | 122 |
High Expectations
Goals vs team xG (positive = outperforming expected).
| Team | Goals | G − xG | xG |
|---|---|---|---|
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | 143 | +5.80 | 137.20 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | 146 | +18.43 | 127.57 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | 122 | -1.34 | 123.34 |
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | 116 | -1.38 | 117.38 |
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | 128 | +17.49 | 110.51 |
| Damn Son (Will) | 94 | -3.78 | 97.78 |
Unselfish
Total assists (team sum).
| Team | Assists |
|---|---|
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | 94 |
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | 86 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | 77 |
| Damn Son (Will) | 76 |
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | 70 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | 48 |
Ol' Reliable
Top scorer’s share of team goals (3+ goals).
| Team | Player | % of team | Goals | Team goals |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Damn Son (Will) | Rafael Navarro | 20.2% | 19 | 94 |
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | Lionel Messi | 18.2% | 26 | 143 |
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | Petar Musa | 17.2% | 22 | 128 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | Denis Bouanga | 14.8% | 18 | 122 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | Sam Surridge | 14.4% | 21 | 146 |
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | Prince Osei Owusu | 12.9% | 15 | 116 |
Close Knit
Fewest players needed for half the team’s goals (3+ goals).
| Team | Players for 50% | Top scorer % | Goals |
|---|---|---|---|
| Damn Son (Will) | 4 | 20.2% | 94 |
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | 4 | 18.2% | 143 |
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | 4 | 17.2% | 128 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | 4 | 14.8% | 122 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | 4 | 14.4% | 146 |
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | 5 | 12.9% | 116 |
Iron Lungs
Total minutes across all rostered players.
| Team | Minutes |
|---|---|
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | 26753 |
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | 26292 |
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | 25361 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | 25287 |
| Damn Son (Will) | 24580 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | 22363 |
Out For Blood
Booking points: yellow + 2×red (team totals).
| Team | Pts |
|---|---|
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | 52 |
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | 50 |
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | 38 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | 33 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | 31 |
| Damn Son (Will) | 30 |
Caution Tape
Total yellow cards.
| Team | Yellows |
|---|---|
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | 50 |
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | 46 |
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | 34 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | 33 |
| Damn Son (Will) | 30 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | 29 |
Early Showers
Total red cards.
| Team | Reds |
|---|---|
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | 2 |
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | 2 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | 1 |
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | 1 |
| Damn Son (Will) | 0 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | 0 |
Not In My House
Fouls committed (team sum).
| Team | Fouls |
|---|---|
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | 382 |
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | 339 |
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | 322 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | 307 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | 306 |
| Damn Son (Will) | 280 |
Floppers
Fouls suffered — won by your players.
| Team | Drawn |
|---|---|
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | 478 |
| Damn Son (Will) | 471 |
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | 466 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | 382 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | 367 |
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | 338 |
Where Am I?
Total offsides.
| Team | Off |
|---|---|
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | 125 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | 122 |
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | 117 |
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | 115 |
| Damn Son (Will) | 112 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | 111 |
Off the Bench
Sub appearances.
| Team | Sub apps |
|---|---|
| Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | 98 |
| Onion Baggers (Jon) | 82 |
| Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | 74 |
| Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | 73 |
| Damn Son (Will) | 60 |
| Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | 46 |
Rostered teams from match logs — cumulative through each match day (no free-agent scrape).