Big bois
Last updated: Nov 8, 2026 2:42 PM
Net Rippers
Top 10 by total goals.
| Player | Team | Club | Goals | Non-PK | Assists | xG | Mins | G/90 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lionel Messi | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | MIA | 26 | 25 | 17 | 20.01 | 2664 | 0.88 |
| Petar Musa | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | DAL | 22 | 17 | 6 | 20.92 | 2235 | 0.89 |
| Sam Surridge | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | NSH | 21 | 18 | 2 | 18.76 | 2193 | 0.86 |
| Brian White | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | VAN | 20 | 19 | 2 | 19.32 | 2580 | 0.70 |
| Milan Iloski | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | PHI | 19 | 14 | 7 | 19.52 | 2543 | 0.67 |
| Rafael Navarro | Damn Son (Will) | STL | 19 | 15 | 8 | 18.96 | 2909 | 0.59 |
| Denis Bouanga | Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | LAFC | 18 | 17 | 9 | 15.61 | 2740 | 0.59 |
| Kelvin Yeboah | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | MIN | 18 | 15 | 5 | 17.54 | 2526 | 0.64 |
| Hany Mukhtar | Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | NSH | 17 | 17 | 8 | 14.00 | 2799 | 0.55 |
| Kevin Denkey | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | CIN | 17 | 14 | 5 | 19.76 | 2633 | 0.58 |
Assist leaders
Top 10 by assists.
| Player | Team | Club | Assists | Goals | Non-PK | xG | Mins | G/90 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pep Biel | Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | CLT | 18 | 13 | 11 | 7.85 | 2988 | 0.39 |
| Evander | Onion Baggers (Jon) | CIN | 17 | 14 | 11 | 11.07 | 2479 | 0.51 |
| Lionel Messi | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | MIA | 17 | 26 | 25 | 20.01 | 2664 | 0.88 |
| Albert Rusnak | Onion Baggers (Jon) | SEA | 16 | 5 | 3 | 7.23 | 2590 | 0.17 |
| Son Heung Min | Damn Son (Will) | LAFC | 15 | 7 | 7 | 11.84 | 2550 | 0.25 |
| Anders Dreyer | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | SD | 13 | 15 | 9 | 15.27 | 2886 | 0.47 |
| Carles Gil | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | NE | 13 | 13 | 6 | 11.07 | 3009 | 0.39 |
| German Berterame | Onion Baggers (Jon) | MIA | 12 | 10 | 10 | 13.66 | 2391 | 0.38 |
| Luis Suarez | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | MIA | 12 | 17 | 15 | 13.46 | 2203 | 0.69 |
| Philip Zinckernagel | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | CHI | 12 | 7 | 6 | 10.94 | 2634 | 0.24 |
Penalty kings
Most penalty goals.
| Player | Team | Club | PK goals | Goals | Non-PK | Assists | xG | Mins | G/90 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Carles Gil | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | NE | 7 | 13 | 6 | 13 | 11.07 | 3009 | 0.39 |
| Anders Dreyer | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | SD | 6 | 15 | 9 | 13 | 15.27 | 2886 | 0.47 |
| Prince Osei Owusu | Onion Baggers (Jon) | MTL | 6 | 15 | 9 | 5 | 13.21 | 2126 | 0.63 |
| Martin Ojeda | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | ORL | 5 | 16 | 11 | 5 | 11.71 | 2286 | 0.63 |
| Milan Iloski | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | PHI | 5 | 19 | 14 | 7 | 19.52 | 2543 | 0.67 |
| Petar Musa | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | DAL | 5 | 22 | 17 | 6 | 20.92 | 2235 | 0.89 |
| Tai Baribo | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | DC | 5 | 16 | 11 | 1 | 14.80 | 2081 | 0.69 |
| Nicolas Fernandez Mercau | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | NYC | 4 | 16 | 12 | 10 | 10.37 | 2944 | 0.49 |
| Rafael Navarro | Damn Son (Will) | STL | 4 | 19 | 15 | 8 | 18.96 | 2909 | 0.59 |
| Thomas Muller | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | VAN | 4 | 9 | 5 | 8 | 6.70 | 1722 | 0.47 |
Joga Bonita
Top 10 open-play goals (no PKs).
| Player | Team | Club | Non-PK | Goals | Assists | xG | Mins | G/90 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lionel Messi | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | MIA | 25 | 26 | 17 | 20.01 | 2664 | 0.88 |
| Brian White | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | VAN | 19 | 20 | 2 | 19.32 | 2580 | 0.70 |
| Sam Surridge | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | NSH | 18 | 21 | 2 | 18.76 | 2193 | 0.86 |
| Denis Bouanga | Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | LAFC | 17 | 18 | 9 | 15.61 | 2740 | 0.59 |
| Hany Mukhtar | Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | NSH | 17 | 17 | 8 | 14.00 | 2799 | 0.55 |
| Petar Musa | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | DAL | 17 | 22 | 6 | 20.92 | 2235 | 0.89 |
| Preston Judd | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | SJ | 17 | 17 | 4 | 15.80 | 2284 | 0.67 |
| Guilherme | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | HOU | 15 | 16 | 10 | 7.16 | 2649 | 0.54 |
| Idan Toklomati | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | CLT | 15 | 15 | 6 | 14.24 | 2509 | 0.54 |
| Kelvin Yeboah | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | MIN | 15 | 18 | 5 | 17.54 | 2526 | 0.64 |
Clinical (goals > xG)
Finishing above xG (90+ mins).
| Player | Team | Club | Diff | Goals | xG | Non-PK | Assists | Mins | G/90 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Guilherme | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | HOU | +8.84 | 16 | 7.16 | 15 | 10 | 2649 | 0.54 |
| Lionel Messi | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | MIA | +5.99 | 26 | 20.01 | 25 | 17 | 2664 | 0.88 |
| Kristoffer Velde | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | POR | +5.79 | 12 | 6.21 | 12 | 10 | 2835 | 0.38 |
| Nicolas Fernandez Mercau | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | NYC | +5.63 | 16 | 10.37 | 12 | 10 | 2944 | 0.49 |
| Antoine Griezmann | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | ORL | +5.21 | 14 | 8.79 | 14 | 8 | 1600 | 0.79 |
| Pep Biel | Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | CLT | +5.15 | 13 | 7.85 | 11 | 18 | 2988 | 0.39 |
| Martin Ojeda | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | ORL | +4.29 | 16 | 11.71 | 11 | 5 | 2286 | 0.63 |
| Dejan Joveljic | Damn Son (Will) | SEA | +3.79 | 13 | 9.21 | 13 | 3 | 2713 | 0.43 |
| Luis Suarez | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | MIA | +3.54 | 17 | 13.46 | 15 | 12 | 2203 | 0.69 |
| David Martinez | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | LAFC | +3.29 | 6 | 2.71 | 6 | 2 | 956 | 0.56 |
Underperformers (xG > goals)
xG ahead of actual goals (90+ mins).
| Player | Team | Club | Diff | Goals | xG | Non-PK | Assists | Mins | G/90 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Julian Hall | Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | RBNY | +5.64 | 13 | 18.64 | 13 | 5 | 2823 | 0.41 |
| Son Heung Min | Damn Son (Will) | LAFC | +4.84 | 7 | 11.84 | 7 | 15 | 2550 | 0.25 |
| Philip Zinckernagel | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | CHI | +3.94 | 7 | 10.94 | 6 | 12 | 2634 | 0.24 |
| Ezequiel Ponce | Damn Son (Will) | HOU | +3.69 | 0 | 3.69 | 0 | 2 | 1116 | 0.00 |
| German Berterame | Onion Baggers (Jon) | MIA | +3.66 | 10 | 13.66 | 10 | 12 | 2391 | 0.38 |
| Sergi Solans | Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | RSL | +3.16 | 15 | 18.16 | 15 | 4 | 2318 | 0.58 |
| Emil Forsberg | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | RBNY | +3.04 | 4 | 7.04 | 4 | 9 | 1906 | 0.19 |
| Danny Musovski | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | SEA | +2.88 | 2 | 4.88 | 2 | 1 | 1049 | 0.17 |
| Kevin Denkey | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | CIN | +2.76 | 17 | 19.76 | 14 | 5 | 2633 | 0.58 |
| Breel Embolo | Onion Baggers (Jon) | ATL | +2.37 | 4 | 6.37 | 3 | 1 | 1038 | 0.35 |
Goals per 90
Best scoring rate (90+ mins).
| Player | Team | Club | G/90 | Goals | Mins | Non-PK | Assists | xG |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hugo Cuypers | Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | CHI | 1.18 | 13 | 989 | 11 | 2 | 11.35 |
| Petar Musa | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | DAL | 0.89 | 22 | 2235 | 17 | 6 | 20.92 |
| Lionel Messi | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | MIA | 0.88 | 26 | 2664 | 25 | 17 | 20.01 |
| Sam Surridge | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | NSH | 0.86 | 21 | 2193 | 18 | 2 | 18.76 |
| Leonardo Campana | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | NE | 0.82 | 1 | 110 | 1 | 0 | 0.33 |
| Eric Maxim Choupo Moting | Onion Baggers (Jon) | RBNY | 0.82 | 5 | 552 | 4 | 1 | 4.15 |
| Wessam Abou Ali | Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | CLB | 0.79 | 5 | 567 | 5 | 1 | 4.40 |
| Antoine Griezmann | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | ORL | 0.79 | 14 | 1600 | 14 | 8 | 8.79 |
| Joao Klauss | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | LA | 0.74 | 10 | 1217 | 10 | 1 | 7.67 |
| Brian White | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | VAN | 0.70 | 20 | 2580 | 19 | 2 | 19.32 |
I'm Just Happy To Be Here.
Each team’s lowest producer.
| Player | Team | Club | Goals | Non-PK | Assists | xG | Mins | G/90 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Anderson Julio | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | DAL | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.52 | 95 | 0.00 |
| Kyogo Furuhashi | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | LA | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1.53 | 635 | 0.00 |
| Luka Jovanovic | Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | SJ | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0.58 | 191 | 0.00 |
| Tadeo Allende | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | MIA | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1.12 | 432 | 0.00 |
| Ezequiel Ponce | Damn Son (Will) | HOU | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3.69 | 1116 | 0.00 |
| Marco Pasalic | Onion Baggers (Jon) | ORL | 3 | 3 | 2 | 1.88 | 1208 | 0.22 |
Net Rippers
Top 10 by total goals.
| Player | Team | Club | Goals | Non-PK | Assists | xG | Mins | G/90 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lionel Messi | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | MIA | 26 | 25 | 17 | 20.01 | 2664 | 0.88 |
| Petar Musa | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | DAL | 22 | 17 | 6 | 20.92 | 2235 | 0.89 |
| Sam Surridge | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | NSH | 21 | 18 | 2 | 18.76 | 2193 | 0.86 |
| Brian White | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | VAN | 20 | 19 | 2 | 19.32 | 2580 | 0.70 |
| Milan Iloski | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | PHI | 19 | 14 | 7 | 19.52 | 2543 | 0.67 |
| Rafael Navarro | Damn Son (Will) | STL | 19 | 15 | 8 | 18.96 | 2909 | 0.59 |
| Denis Bouanga | Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | LAFC | 18 | 17 | 9 | 15.61 | 2740 | 0.59 |
| Kelvin Yeboah | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | MIN | 18 | 15 | 5 | 17.54 | 2526 | 0.64 |
| Hany Mukhtar | Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | NSH | 17 | 17 | 8 | 14.00 | 2799 | 0.55 |
| Kevin Denkey | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | CIN | 17 | 14 | 5 | 19.76 | 2633 | 0.58 |
Assist leaders
Top 10 by assists.
| Player | Team | Club | Assists | Goals | Non-PK | xG | Mins | G/90 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pep Biel | Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | CLT | 18 | 13 | 11 | 7.85 | 2988 | 0.39 |
| Evander | Onion Baggers (Jon) | CIN | 17 | 14 | 11 | 11.07 | 2479 | 0.51 |
| Lionel Messi | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | MIA | 17 | 26 | 25 | 20.01 | 2664 | 0.88 |
| Albert Rusnak | Onion Baggers (Jon) | SEA | 16 | 5 | 3 | 7.23 | 2590 | 0.17 |
| Rodrigo De Paul | Free agent | MIA | 16 | 6 | 6 | 3.13 | 2567 | 0.21 |
| Cristian Espinoza | Free agent | NSH | 15 | 4 | 4 | 3.58 | 2252 | 0.16 |
| Joaquin Pereyra | Free agent | MIN | 15 | 5 | 5 | 3.20 | 2513 | 0.18 |
| Marco Reus | Free agent | LA | 15 | 8 | 5 | 11.14 | 2175 | 0.33 |
| Son Heung Min | Damn Son (Will) | LAFC | 15 | 7 | 7 | 11.84 | 2550 | 0.25 |
| Cavan Sullivan | Free agent | PHI | 14 | 9 | 9 | 8.39 | 1828 | 0.44 |
Penalty kings
Most penalty goals.
| Player | Team | Club | PK goals | Goals | Non-PK | Assists | xG | Mins | G/90 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Carles Gil | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | NE | 7 | 13 | 6 | 13 | 11.07 | 3009 | 0.39 |
| Anders Dreyer | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | SD | 6 | 15 | 9 | 13 | 15.27 | 2886 | 0.47 |
| Prince Osei Owusu | Onion Baggers (Jon) | MTL | 6 | 15 | 9 | 5 | 13.21 | 2126 | 0.63 |
| Martin Ojeda | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | ORL | 5 | 16 | 11 | 5 | 11.71 | 2286 | 0.63 |
| Milan Iloski | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | PHI | 5 | 19 | 14 | 7 | 19.52 | 2543 | 0.67 |
| Petar Musa | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | DAL | 5 | 22 | 17 | 6 | 20.92 | 2235 | 0.89 |
| Tai Baribo | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | DC | 5 | 16 | 11 | 1 | 14.80 | 2081 | 0.69 |
| Nicolas Fernandez Mercau | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | NYC | 4 | 16 | 12 | 10 | 10.37 | 2944 | 0.49 |
| Rafael Navarro | Damn Son (Will) | STL | 4 | 19 | 15 | 8 | 18.96 | 2909 | 0.59 |
| Thomas Muller | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | VAN | 4 | 9 | 5 | 8 | 6.70 | 1722 | 0.47 |
Joga Bonita
Top 10 open-play goals (no PKs).
| Player | Team | Club | Non-PK | Goals | Assists | xG | Mins | G/90 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lionel Messi | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | MIA | 25 | 26 | 17 | 20.01 | 2664 | 0.88 |
| Brian White | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | VAN | 19 | 20 | 2 | 19.32 | 2580 | 0.70 |
| Sam Surridge | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | NSH | 18 | 21 | 2 | 18.76 | 2193 | 0.86 |
| Denis Bouanga | Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | LAFC | 17 | 18 | 9 | 15.61 | 2740 | 0.59 |
| Hany Mukhtar | Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | NSH | 17 | 17 | 8 | 14.00 | 2799 | 0.55 |
| Petar Musa | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | DAL | 17 | 22 | 6 | 20.92 | 2235 | 0.89 |
| Preston Judd | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | SJ | 17 | 17 | 4 | 15.80 | 2284 | 0.67 |
| Guilherme | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | HOU | 15 | 16 | 10 | 7.16 | 2649 | 0.54 |
| Idan Toklomati | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | CLT | 15 | 15 | 6 | 14.24 | 2509 | 0.54 |
| Kelvin Yeboah | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | MIN | 15 | 18 | 5 | 17.54 | 2526 | 0.64 |
Clinical (goals > xG)
Finishing above xG (90+ mins).
| Player | Team | Club | Diff | Goals | xG | Non-PK | Assists | Mins | G/90 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Guilherme | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | HOU | +8.84 | 16 | 7.16 | 15 | 10 | 2649 | 0.54 |
| Lionel Messi | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | MIA | +5.99 | 26 | 20.01 | 25 | 17 | 2664 | 0.88 |
| Kristoffer Velde | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | POR | +5.79 | 12 | 6.21 | 12 | 10 | 2835 | 0.38 |
| Nicolas Fernandez Mercau | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | NYC | +5.63 | 16 | 10.37 | 12 | 10 | 2944 | 0.49 |
| Antoine Griezmann | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | ORL | +5.21 | 14 | 8.79 | 14 | 8 | 1600 | 0.79 |
| Pep Biel | Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | CLT | +5.15 | 13 | 7.85 | 11 | 18 | 2988 | 0.39 |
| Maren Haile Selassie | Free agent | CHI | +4.45 | 13 | 8.55 | 13 | 10 | 2512 | 0.47 |
| Martin Ojeda | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | ORL | +4.29 | 16 | 11.71 | 11 | 5 | 2286 | 0.63 |
| Dejan Joveljic | Damn Son (Will) | SEA | +3.79 | 13 | 9.21 | 13 | 3 | 2713 | 0.43 |
| Luis Suarez | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | MIA | +3.54 | 17 | 13.46 | 15 | 12 | 2203 | 0.69 |
Underperformers (xG > goals)
xG ahead of actual goals (90+ mins).
| Player | Team | Club | Diff | Goals | xG | Non-PK | Assists | Mins | G/90 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Julian Hall | Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | RBNY | +5.64 | 13 | 18.64 | 13 | 5 | 2823 | 0.41 |
| Son Heung Min | Damn Son (Will) | LAFC | +4.84 | 7 | 11.84 | 7 | 15 | 2550 | 0.25 |
| Philip Zinckernagel | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | CHI | +3.94 | 7 | 10.94 | 6 | 12 | 2634 | 0.24 |
| Ezequiel Ponce | Damn Son (Will) | HOU | +3.69 | 0 | 3.69 | 0 | 2 | 1116 | 0.00 |
| German Berterame | Onion Baggers (Jon) | MIA | +3.66 | 10 | 13.66 | 10 | 12 | 2391 | 0.38 |
| Hennadii Synchuk | Free agent | MTL | +3.64 | 2 | 5.64 | 2 | 1 | 1488 | 0.12 |
| Rayan Elloumi | Free agent | VAN | +3.42 | 2 | 5.42 | 2 | 1 | 557 | 0.32 |
| Simon Becher | Free agent | STL | +3.35 | 9 | 12.35 | 9 | 5 | 2221 | 0.36 |
| Georgi Minoungou | Free agent | SEA | +3.28 | 1 | 4.28 | 1 | 6 | 1825 | 0.05 |
| Sergi Solans | Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | RSL | +3.16 | 15 | 18.16 | 15 | 4 | 2318 | 0.58 |
Goals per 90
Best scoring rate (90+ mins).
| Player | Team | Club | G/90 | Goals | Mins | Non-PK | Assists | xG |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hugo Cuypers | Hany Given Sunday (Pete) | CHI | 1.18 | 13 | 989 | 11 | 2 | 11.35 |
| Gonzalo Tapia | Free agent | CLB | 0.93 | 6 | 581 | 6 | 2 | 4.10 |
| Kwadwo Opoku | Free agent | MTL | 0.93 | 1 | 97 | 1 | 0 | 0.94 |
| Marcus Caldeira | Free agent | MIN | 0.91 | 7 | 689 | 7 | 1 | 4.76 |
| Petar Musa | Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) | DAL | 0.89 | 22 | 2235 | 17 | 6 | 20.92 |
| Lionel Messi | Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) | MIA | 0.88 | 26 | 2664 | 25 | 17 | 20.01 |
| Alexander Shaw | Free agent | MIA | 0.87 | 1 | 103 | 1 | 0 | 0.11 |
| Sam Surridge | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | NSH | 0.86 | 21 | 2193 | 18 | 2 | 18.76 |
| Leonardo Campana | Take It to the Klauss (Claire) | NE | 0.82 | 1 | 110 | 1 | 0 | 0.33 |
| Eric Maxim Choupo Moting | Onion Baggers (Jon) | RBNY | 0.82 | 5 | 552 | 4 | 1 | 4.15 |
Worst overall
Bottom of the league, free agents included.
| Player | Team | Club | Goals | Non-PK | Assists | xG | Mins | G/90 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Andrew Thomas | Free agent | SEA | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 3060 | 0.00 |
| James Pantemis | Free agent | POR | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 3060 | 0.00 |
| Matt Turner | Free agent | NE | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 3060 | 0.00 |
| Patrick Schulte | Free agent | CLB | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 3060 | 0.00 |
| Brian Schwake | Free agent | NSH | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 2970 | 0.00 |
Rostered scorers only (match log) — top 8 by season goals, cumulative through each match day.