League Overview

Last updated: Nov 8, 2026 2:42 PM

Take It to the Klauss (Claire) — 146 goals (131 non-PK)

Player	Club	Goals	Non-PK	Assists	xG	Mins	G/90
Sam Surridge	NSH	21	18	2	18.76	2193	0.86
Brian White	VAN	20	19	2	19.32	2580	0.70
Luis Suarez	MIA	17	15	12	13.46	2203	0.69
Nicolas Fernandez Mercau	NYC	16	12	10	10.37	2944	0.49
Tai Baribo	DC	16	11	1	14.80	2081	0.69
Idan Toklomati	CLT	15	15	6	14.24	2509	0.54
Joao Klauss	LA	10	10	1	7.67	1217	0.74
Josh Sargent	TOR	10	10	4	9.61	2140	0.42
David Martinez	LAFC	6	6	2	2.71	956	0.56
Tyrese Spicer	ORL	6	6	2	5.78	869	0.62
Zavier Gozo	RSL	6	6	5	5.12	1417	0.38
Danny Musovski	SEA	2	2	1	4.88	1049	0.17
Leonardo Campana	NE	1	1	0	0.33	110	0.82
Anderson Julio	DAL	0	0	0	0.52	95	0.00
Team total	—	146	131	48	127.57	22363	0.59

Messi-ah Complex (Tyler) — 143 goals (120 non-PK)

Player	Club	Goals	Non-PK	Assists	xG	Mins	G/90
Lionel Messi	MIA	26	25	17	20.01	2664	0.88
Milan Iloski	PHI	19	14	7	19.52	2543	0.67
Kevin Denkey	CIN	17	14	5	19.76	2633	0.58
Preston Judd	SJ	17	17	4	15.80	2284	0.67
Antoine Griezmann	ORL	14	14	8	8.79	1600	0.79
Carles Gil	NE	13	6	13	11.07	3009	0.39
Thomas Muller	VAN	9	5	8	6.70	1722	0.47
Ousseni Bouda X9038	SJ	7	7	4	6.80	2486	0.25
Philip Zinckernagel	CHI	7	6	12	10.94	2634	0.24
Daniel Gazdag	CLB	6	4	1	5.01	1539	0.35
Gabriel Pec	LA	5	5	5	5.97	1215	0.37
Emmanuel Latte Lath	ATL	2	2	2	3.20	907	0.20
Griffin Yow	NE	1	1	0	2.10	882	0.10
Kyogo Furuhashi	LA	0	0	0	1.53	635	0.00
Team total	—	143	120	86	137.20	26753	0.48

Kelvin and Hobbes (AKA "Giving Back Allende") (James) — 128 goals (106 non-PK)

Player	Club	Goals	Non-PK	Assists	xG	Mins	G/90
Petar Musa	DAL	22	17	6	20.92	2235	0.89
Kelvin Yeboah	MIN	18	15	5	17.54	2526	0.64
Guilherme	HOU	16	15	10	7.16	2649	0.54
Martin Ojeda	ORL	16	11	5	11.71	2286	0.63
Anders Dreyer	SD	15	9	13	15.27	2886	0.47
Kristoffer Velde	POR	12	12	10	6.21	2835	0.38
Logan Farrington	DAL	10	9	6	7.66	1450	0.62
Neil Pierre	PHI	5	5	1	3.15	1560	0.29
Paul Rothrock	SEA	5	5	1	2.93	1764	0.26
Emil Forsberg	RBNY	4	4	9	7.04	1906	0.19
Antony	POR	3	2	2	4.32	1560	0.17
Ezekiel Alladoh	PHI	1	1	1	2.21	884	0.10
Victor Olatunji	RSL	1	1	0	3.27	388	0.23
Tadeo Allende	MIA	0	0	1	1.12	432	0.00
Team total	—	128	106	70	110.51	25361	0.45

Hany Given Sunday (Pete) — 122 goals (115 non-PK)

Player	Club	Goals	Non-PK	Assists	xG	Mins	G/90
Denis Bouanga	LAFC	18	17	9	15.61	2740	0.59
Hany Mukhtar	NSH	17	17	8	14.00	2799	0.55
Sergi Solans	RSL	15	15	4	18.16	2318	0.58
Hugo Cuypers	CHI	13	11	2	11.35	989	1.18
Julian Hall	RBNY	13	13	5	18.64	2823	0.41
Pep Biel	CLT	13	11	18	7.85	2988	0.39
Mateusz Bogusz	HOU	8	6	5	9.78	2873	0.25
Miguel Almiron	ATL	7	7	9	9.08	2282	0.28
Diego Luna	RSL	5	5	6	3.18	1232	0.37
Wessam Abou Ali	CLB	5	5	1	4.40	567	0.79
Brandon Vazquez	ATX	3	3	2	4.80	1357	0.20
Djordje Mihailovic	TOR	3	3	7	3.33	1344	0.20
Elias Achouri	SD	2	2	0	2.58	784	0.23
Luka Jovanovic	SJ	0	0	1	0.58	191	0.00
Team total	—	122	115	77	123.34	25287	0.43

Onion Baggers (Jon) — 116 goals (98 non-PK)

Player	Club	Goals	Non-PK	Assists	xG	Mins	G/90
Prince Osei Owusu	MTL	15	9	5	13.21	2126	0.63
Evander	CIN	14	11	17	11.07	2479	0.51
Bruno Damiani	PHI	13	12	5	12.75	2595	0.45
Marcus Ingvartsen	SD	12	11	6	12.47	2008	0.54
German Berterame	MIA	10	10	12	13.66	2391	0.38
Kevin Kelsy	POR	9	9	4	11.08	1243	0.65
Jorge Ruvalcaba	RBNY	8	8	1	9.87	2242	0.32
Hannes Wolf	NYC	6	6	3	4.19	1825	0.30
Pavel Bucha	CIN	6	6	10	3.17	2603	0.21
Timo Werner	SJ	6	3	11	6.28	1392	0.39
Albert Rusnak	SEA	5	3	16	7.23	2590	0.17
Eric Maxim Choupo Moting	RBNY	5	4	1	4.15	552	0.82
Breel Embolo	ATL	4	3	1	6.37	1038	0.35
Marco Pasalic	ORL	3	3	2	1.88	1208	0.22
Team total	—	116	98	94	117.38	26292	0.40

Damn Son (Will) — 94 goals (84 non-PK)

Player	Club	Goals	Non-PK	Assists	xG	Mins	G/90
Rafael Navarro	STL	19	15	8	18.96	2909	0.59
Dejan Joveljic	SEA	13	13	3	9.21	2713	0.43
Daniel Salloi	TOR	9	9	10	6.92	2655	0.31
Myrto Uzuni	ATX	9	8	6	8.75	1985	0.41
Robert Lewandowski	CHI	9	6	5	7.79	1333	0.61
Joseph Paintsil	LA	7	7	5	7.39	1908	0.33
Son Heung Min	LAFC	7	7	15	11.84	2550	0.25
Diego Rossi	CLB	6	5	2	4.76	1263	0.43
Louis Munteanu	DC	6	5	4	6.91	1468	0.37
Facundo Torres	ATX	4	4	8	4.78	2545	0.14
Jordan Morris	SEA	3	3	4	5.30	1421	0.19
Daryl Dike	ORL	2	2	2	1.28	520	0.35
Ezequiel Ponce	HOU	0	0	2	3.69	1116	0.00
James Rodriguez	MIN	0	0	2	0.20	194	0.00
Team total	—	94	84	76	97.78	24580	0.34

League totals

All rostered players combined. G/90 is goals × 90 ÷ minutes for that group.

		Goals	Non-PK	Assists	xG	Mins	G/90
Our league	—	749	654	451	713.78	150636	0.45
Rest of league	(top 60 FAs by goals)	365	351	354	318.40	107925	0.30